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posted 3 hours ago with 1,313 notes
via: ganondoorf   source: foreveralone-lyguy
wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

(Source: tinylobelia)

posted 17 hours ago with 434,867 notes
via: i-will-always-be-better-than-you   source: tinylobelia
posted 17 hours ago with 87,947 notes
via: i-will-always-be-better-than-you   source: sannao75
posted 17 hours ago with 279,492 notes
via: ruinedchildhood   source: schreibaby-of-the-skies

swan2swan:

douxmaradoux:

I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends. 

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(Source: thesoftestbunny)

posted 17 hours ago with 60,028 notes
via: fueled-by-twentyonepilots   source: thesoftestbunny

(Source: leiaorqana)

posted 17 hours ago with 6,550 notes
via: overanalyzingtelevision   source: leiaorqana
posted 17 hours ago with 335,077 notes
via: pensive-paradise   source: applefritters-deactivated201312

religiousdad:

am i macklemore than you bargained for yet?

posted 17 hours ago with 20,487 notes
via: overrcastkid   source: religiousdad

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray)

posted 17 hours ago with 753,122 notes
via: dirtysolesnotdirtysouls   source: 69shadesofgray
dearfobcountmein:

Me when someone understands a reference I make

dearfobcountmein:

Me when someone understands a reference I make

posted 17 hours ago with 837 notes
via: fueled-by-twentyonepilots   source: dearfobcountmein

gameandwatch:

you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring

posted 17 hours ago with 277,654 notes
via: girlyoul0athe   source: gameandwatch-deactivated2013043