When I’m alone, I’m the best looking person in the room. When I’m surrounded by people, I’m still the best looking person in the room most of the time. Being beautiful is a gift and a curse except it’s not a curse at all. It’s just a gift and I feel like every day is the best birthday of my life.
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
lorde’s 17 and shes expected to smile and wave and be perfectly fine in front of millions like hell i get nervous standing up to get off the bus, ya’ll need to leave her alone
britney spears could do it when she was 17
britney spears had a mental breakdown years later as a result of being put on a silver platter for the media and public this is such a gross response i can’t believe so many people have reblogged this
This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever
I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture
ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream
my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression
brian flounders from math class
the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.