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heckacute:

When I’m alone, I’m the best looking person in the room. When I’m surrounded by people, I’m still the best looking person in the room most of the time. Being beautiful is a gift and a curse except it’s not a curse at all. It’s just a gift and I feel like every day is the best birthday of my life. 

posted 8 hours ago with 2,303 notes
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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

posted 8 hours ago with 322,188 notes
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dinogirl94:

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dewgongo:

lorde’s 17 and shes expected to smile and wave and be perfectly fine in front of millions like hell i get nervous standing up to get off the bus, ya’ll need to leave her alone

britney spears could do it when she was 17 

britney spears had a mental breakdown years later as a result of being put on a silver platter for the media and public this is such a gross response i can’t believe so many people have reblogged this

posted 8 hours ago with 242,541 notes
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luvzi12:

This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever

luvzi12:

This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever

posted 9 hours ago with 187 notes
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skate-high:

I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture

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posted 9 hours ago with 326,968 notes
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meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

posted 9 hours ago with 201,536 notes
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upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

posted 9 hours ago with 418,018 notes
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posted 9 hours ago with 30,359 notes
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Anonymous

Do you have a crush on anyone?

thatsmoderatelyraven:

brian flounders from math class

posted 9 hours ago with 24,896 notes
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youngstero:

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

posted 9 hours ago with 14,389 notes
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the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

posted 11 hours ago with 289,024 notes
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