i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
LET THE BEES GET HER
I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends.
am i macklemore than you bargained for yet?
If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
Me when someone understands a reference I make